Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
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Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
Love the booty
Grab the booty
Hold the booty
Desire the booty
Fight for the booty
Bite the booty
Touch the booty
Care for the booty
Worship the booty
Squeeze the booty
Believe in the booty
Embrace the booty
Respect the booty
Protect the booty
Spank the booty
Hug the booty
Love the booty
Grab the booty
Hold the booty
Desire the booty
Fight for the booty
Bite the booty
Touch the booty
Care for the booty
Worship the booty
Squeeze the booty
Believe in the booty
Embrace the booty
Respect the booty
Protect the booty
Spank the booty
Hug the booty
Love the booty
Grab the booty
Hold the booty
Desire the booty
Fight for the booty
Bite the booty
Touch the booty
Care for the booty
Worship the booty
Squeeze the booty
Believe in the booty
Embrace the booty
Respect the booty
Protect the booty
Spank the booty
Hug the booty
my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
Just grab her booty.
Deep ass conversations with lovely ass people are good for the soul.
Lovely ass people of the ass tribe? I’m imagining a walking ass with a delightful personality
How to spoon:
- Dick hard on the butt
- Titty in my hand
- Kiss ya neck
- Hell yeah
What
HOW TO SPOON
- DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
- TITTY IN MY HAND
- KISS YA NECK
- H E L L Y E A H
Summary of Romeo and Juliet
- romeo: im so sad
- romeo: ill never be happy
- romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
- romeo: WHO DAT
- romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
- romeo: imma dance with her
- romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
- juliet: dafuq are you
- romeo: shh *kiss*
- juliet: :oo
- *party over*
- romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
- romeo: LADY
- romeo: HEY LADY
- juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
- romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
- juliet: dont you think its too soon
- romeo: idk
- juliet: brb
- romeo: k
- juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
- romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
- *next day*
- rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
- friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
- romeo: yeh
- friar: ok fine ur married
- rome and juli: yaaaay
- *some time later*
- tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
- mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
- tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
- mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
- romeo: hnnn
- tybalt: ....
- romeo HNNN
- tybalt: ...
- romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
- tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
- prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
- romeo: i sorry
- prince: no ur banished
- romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
- romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
- friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
- romeo: k *leaves*
- juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
- friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
- juliet: ok
- juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
- nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
- lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
- nurse: k
- juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
- romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
- romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
- romeo: WHAT
- romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
- romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
- romeo: *buys potion*
- romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
- romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
- romeo: but im sure she is
- romeo: *kiss juliet*
- romeo: *drinks poison*
- romeo: he ded
- juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
- juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
- juliet: HE DED
- juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
- oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
- friar: *comes in cell*
- friar: uh oh
- prince: WHAT DIS
- CAPULET: WHAT DIS
- LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
- MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
- CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother
